What could have been had the Patriots lost this game
, they would have the number one pick, but
they win it and then their coaches fired immediately afterwards
. So I don't know what communication was made beforehand
or whatever. But my head scratchers that this play
didn't count. Joe Milton with my play of the
day. Joe Milton, who was a combine workout
warrior. Michigan, Tennessee fans know what kind of
army has. Milman, of course, has played
a knocked out because of a penalty. One of
my favorite plays of the season. I had to
show it. Joe Millen, a lost season.
in New England, Mahomes could never be. Mahomes
could never you know Mahomes did this. Talk more
about Jane and Daniels, you fools. I want
Joe Mille. I love this place. I want
to show on our show. Joe Mille, we
see you and, uh, Patriots. We'll see
who your next head coach is going to be.
Kyle, who's your favorite person that you'd want to
sit next to a flight, international flight for 9
hours with? Marcus Mariota, because he won't say
anything, we'll just have silence. Marcus Mariota,
come on down. You are the subject of my
head scratcher on the final week of the regular season
. This caught my eye. Turf monster got him
. Woo. No, there was not a player
in sight, but listen, he got redemption,
OK. This was with about 6 minutes left in
the 4th quarter. You hate to see it.
You also hate to see this when somebody like Malik
Hooker has the audacity to celebrate, thinking that someone
else on his defense is going to take down Marcus
Mariota. He's, you see him chasing him here
, has to catch up to get him. Look
at 28. Yeah, we got him. What
? No, you don't. That was a 4th
down conversion. Come on now. So I don't
care if Marcus Mariota actually got tripped by a real
player on the 2nd play or a fake player on
the 1st play. My head scratcher is Lee Hooker
. What are you doing? But also Marcus Mariota
, look out for that turf monster, man.
Those lines will trip you up. The turf monsters
are real. They just come out and get you
. Get over here, uh, you know,
in the same. Yes, yeah, it was
like a scorpion too, uh, but in the
same game, the punter, uh, oh boy
, I don't know if you guys saw this.
This is so funny. Check out this the punter
here. uh, now Michelle Simianowski right here,
she's not aware of this, and this ball hits
her right on the top of the head. Now
she takes it like a G, she's OK,
she's OK. We're not making fun of her,
but it was one of those head scratches like,
did you not see her head? She's sitting there
with the pom pom and what about the dude down
here who he just, he's very lazy, didn't
even try to block it. He could have tried
to block it, but she's all good. She
had a good laugh with it, uh, but
hey, my head scratchers, what was that other
cheerleader trying to offer her? Like that looked like
a tequila shot. Like that's what I would have
to take if a football got me on the sidelines
. How are you? You know what though?
I like it because she took a shot and she
didn't go into the blue tent, so that was
pretty cool. She's really tough. Listen, we
, we, we may have to put her on
angry runs tomorrow, guys, you know what I
mean? Like I, I'll think about it.
We'll convene with the committee, but in the meantime
, my head scratcher. You will not believe what
is going on in my life right now. I've
never encountered something like this ever. Are you pregnant
? What have we got? No, not even
. This is a bigger deal than that. Alright
, so the Bears beat the Packers. End of
the game. Cairo Santos is this really cool thing
because he had a chance to beat them last time
they played, but they blocked the kick and this
time he made it. Cairo Santos, the Bears
have not beat the Packers in over 2000 days.
They beat them. The season's over. And then
Santos does this celebration that really caught my eye that
I liked. He goes, that's. And he's
running around and he's doing that and I had never
seen someone do that before. It's a first,
so I tweeted, never tweet and certainly never admit
that you've never seen anything before. Bring it.
I have never seen a human do this movement ever
. It's a great tweet. Oh, it's soccer
. You will not believe the thousands of replies I
have gotten to this tweet. Pornographic. No,
Peter, Peter just showed his hand. I wasn't
. there um soccer Twitter. This was a very
famous celebration by many players, including very famous players
. Guys, I'm telling you, there are thousands
of people saying this is a comment on America,
this is ignorance, this is you, you're uncultured
to me attacking it. I don't know ball.
I've never seen. This, I, I've never
, I've tweeted some irresponsible things, some really stupid
things over the years. Never gotten the viscera that
I've gotten from this. People are so famous Didier
drug but that's that guy. I'm probably just pronounce
his name, and now I'm gonna get canceled again
. Um, people are, they wanna fight me
. They're like, where do you live? I
wanna meet you. I'm not joking. We can't
even run the tweet. Because I think it would
be a security risk. They're so mad that I
said I've never seen that before. I don't watch
soccer. I don't, I don't really like watching
soccer. I don't apologize for it and don't call
me an uncultured swine, all right? I,
uh, I'm an English major. I like theater
. I'm an avid reader. I like football.
I'm not uncultured. Don't you come in America because
I don't know what the heck this is. Stop
it with that.